"Money can’t make you happy"
WELL IT SURE AS HELL AINT GONNA MAKE ME SAD
*intensely doesnt care*
(Source: telapathetic, via feat)
"I’m 36 and I am at a really good place in my life right now. And when I was your age, in college, I wasn’t. So don’t you let anyone tell you that college or your 20’s should automatically be the best part of your life, or that growing up and being an adult means everything goes downhill. That’s bullshit. I am so happy right now as a middle-aged person. That’s totally a thing. So don’t worry about growing up."
"Here’s to books, the cheapest vacation you can buy."
A baby’s laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it’s 3am. And you’re home alone. And you don’t have a baby.